Who would win?

This topic is made for people to ask if subject "A" and subject "B" were to fight.....who would win?

Now to start things off, who would win LeLu from The fifth Element or Trinity from The Matrix?

Now i know that this type of thing can casue a flame war so here is my warning don't do it or i will bring down the Collage Humor!!!!

lolololololololol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVa060VgL0s

Note that the video that this link goes to has language!

Chuck Norris wins. Everytime.

obviously Lelu from the Fifth Element because she's superhuman.

For The Greater Good wrote:obviously Lelu from the Fifth Element because she's superhuman.

No. Obviously Chuck Norris wins.

For The Greater Good wrote:obviously Lelu from the Fifth Element because she's superhuman.

Problem with Lelu is she has a breakdown once she takes a flesh wound.

I have to go with Trinity she takes a beating & keeps on Kicking

GrimsAxe wrote:

For The Greater Good wrote:obviously Lelu from the Fifth Element because she's superhuman.

Problem with Lelu is she AIN'T CHUCK NORRIS.

I have to go with CHUCK NORRIS cuz he takes a beating & keeps on Kicking

I couldn't agree more.

chuck norris all the way

chuck norris has nothing to do with this! lmao. Its trinity and lelu. And i can see why someone would say trinity but i have to stick with lelu. =P

For The Greater Good wrote:chuck norris has everything to do with this! lmao. Its chuck and chuck. And i can see why someone would say chuck but i have to stick with chuck. =P

Sorry, couldn't help myself...CHUCK WILLS IT!!!

AH but can chuck beat BRUCE LEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sTawLSNUQ


I rest my case lolol!!!!!

Papa Nurgle wrote:

GrimsAxe wrote:

For The Greater Good wrote:obviously Lelu from the Fifth Element because she's superhuman.

Problem with Lelu is she AIN'T CHUCK NORRIS.

I have to go with CHUCK NORRIS cuz he takes a beating & keeps on Kicking

I couldn't agree more.

And OI!!!!!! what the heck man!!!!!!!!

Azel RavenWood wrote:AH but can chuck beat BRUCE LEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sTawLSNUQ


I rest my case lolol!!!!!

Hm.... Lets see, they were acting...oh and Bruce Lee is dead, Chuck still lives....I'd have to go with Chuck on this one.

They may have been "acting" but Bruce was natorious for making his fight scenes as realistic as possable. When Bruce ripps out Chucks hair, that was REAL!!!

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of him

To remind the dinks out there who like to slam a topic off it's original intent what the original question was I will answer.

The Answer is LeLu. Here is why:

LeLu existed in the physical world (a fictional physical world but physical). Trinity on the other hand was only a good fighter when jacked into the Matrix and even then she failed almost every mission she was on, she accomplished nothing whereas LeLu saved the world.

I would also like to note that I find this topic very coincidental since I JUST saw The 5th Element for the 1st time two days ago. Then again my opinion may be swayed one way over the other because I've seen one nude and not the other and since I'm a red blooded american man thats all it takes. Kinda makes you wonder about all the people who said Chuck Norris.

Keebler wrote:To remind the dinks out there who like to slam a topic off it's original intent what the original question was I will answer.

The Answer is LeLu. Here is why:

LeLu existed in the physical world (a fictional physical world but physical). Trinity on the other hand was only a good fighter when jacked into the Matrix and even then she failed almost every mission she was on, she accomplished nothing whereas LeLu saved the world.

I would also like to note that I find this topic very coincidental since I JUST saw The 5th Element for the 1st time two days ago. Then again my opinion may be swayed one way over the other because I've seen one nude and not the other and since I'm a red blooded american man thats all it takes. Kinda makes you wonder about all the people who said Chuck Norris.

Keebler..... I salute you!!!!!!

Keebler wrote:
LeLu existed in the physical world (a fictional physical world but physical). Trinity on the other hand was only a good fighter when jacked into the Matrix and even then she failed almost every mission she was on, she accomplished nothing whereas LeLu saved the world.

Face it LeLu is nothing more than a Ork Weirdboy. Her "minders" drag her to where they need her, prop her up & she Power Vomits on the Chaos warp planet.

But if she hadn't been saved from an AIR VENT by an aging Bruce Willis she would have bled to death, crying over a single shoulder hit.

Sure, Trinity fights in a virtual world, but that doesn't mean she's not tough.
How would you do if one day you woke up to find Duracell written on you chest & a USB Railroad spike in your skull.

Would you choose to be a human flash drive on a daily basis knowing one small slip & you brain is back to running DOS.

Do note please and no offense that i just think that the fight would be epic......and both keebler and GrimsAxe have the gist of it.....now i am not going to comment on this for a while so i will leave you with another pair of people to have kill each other.........John Wayen or Clint Eastwood?

"Are you feeling lucky?"
"Go ahead PUNK, make my day."

Nuf said! Clint Eastwood is the man, he would smack The Duke upside the head with his .45 and be done with it.

Clint Wins!

BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They can smell the menstruation.

High Marshal Jerard wrote:BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They can smell the menstruation.

WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!

ok im not exactly up on movie trivia but im pretty sure john wayne was a real person and clint eastwood a movie actor! cmon now i understand that clint eastwood is like the godfather of badass movies but hey if he were a real outlaw it would be different!

Why do I feel old as I post this.

Clint Eastwood - Actor. Best known for his role as Dirty Hairy.

John Wayne - Actor. Knicknamed "The Duke" Best known for his westerns and war movies. The Duke on Wiki

John Wayne had a rough side but was also a bit of a softy in his roles, while Clint generaly plays a hard nose.

Between LeLu and Trinity- LeLu, mainly because I love Milla Jovovich (going to see a preview of Resident Evil Afterlife tonight).

Between John Wayne and Clint Eastwood - Clint Eastwood hands down because that dude is a scary mofo, lol

John Wayne almost exclusively played Good Guys who might bend a few rules if he had to, but stuck to his moral "Good Guy" code.

Clint Eastwood mostly played the role of Guys who were once good but have been pushed to (or Over) the edge of being bad. He throws out the code & made his own rules.