Boredom leads to silliness

Ok so years ago Chuck and I were just looking up silly stuff and found weird stuff that had nothing connected to what we were looking for on the net. What is the strangest thing you have found on the net while looking for something else?

While Chuck and I looked for a picture of wonder bread we found this. It was "bread you *(&^in idiot" we typed into yahoo.

I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple of thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200.
I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals.

I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adopt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: They all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.

gak cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odour wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of the monkeys.

I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys.

I am at a loss....

poor monkeys

who here has ever been rick-rolled?

Company Master Steenrod wrote:who here has ever been rick-rolled?

Chuck got me with it once. gak him.

Right.......ok.........goodbye!!!!!!!

Also......NO MONKEY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the stupid question but what is gak?

I love a good Rick Roll. and I love monkeys.

TheCuban wrote:sorry for the stupid question but what is gak?

the sensors on the forum dont let u say certain words so it substutesdamn for gak

TheCuban wrote:sorry for the stupid question but what is gak?

Gak is a swear made up by Dan Abnett for some of the 40k novels he wrote.

similar to "Frack" from Battlestar Galactica, "Smeg" from Red Dwarf, or "Frell" & "Dren" from Farscape.

He also made up "Feth", which is another one most of the club has already been introduced to from someone's Missile Launchers in a Tournament list.

A.K.A. "Tred-fethers"

GrimsAxe wrote:

TheCuban wrote:sorry for the stupid question but what is gak?

Gak is a swear made up by Dan Abnett for some of the 40k novels he wrote.

similar to "Frack" from Battlestar Galactica, "Smeg" from Red Dwarf, or "Frell" & "Dren" from Farscape.

He also made up "Feth", which is another one most of the club has already been introduced to from someone's Missile Launchers in a Tournament list.

A.K.A. "Tred-fethers"

ok cool, good to know

Papa Nurgle wrote:

And know for something completly diffrent!

Don't know what to say........