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Post  Catwoman on Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:55 pm

JOKES!!!

1 – Q: What did Luigi say to Mario when Mario was itching all over?
A: It’sa Fleas, Mario! Surprised


2 – Q: What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish?
A: A sausage Link. Razz


3 – One day a farmer forgot to feed his horse because he was too busy playing Nintendo, which just goes to show you that you should always put the horse before the Mario Kart. Wink

4 – Q: What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
A: Chocolate-chip cookie DOH! clown


5 – Before he became a menace to the Mario crew, King Koopa was a menace to society as a young rapper. His rapper name, Lil’ Bow Zer. affraid


6 – Q: Why did Frogger cross the road?
A: Because you’ve been playing the game for hours and you’ve finally beat this level. cherry


7 – Q: What is a Tombraider’s favorite after school snack?
A: Croft’s macaroni and cheese. jocolor


8 – Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?
A: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together. lol!


9 – Q: What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?
A: A Nintendo Yes. scratch afro


10 – Q: What was Bomber Man arrested for?
A: Indecent Explosure. Wink

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